Thank you so much for your interest in hiring me to help you remember your loved one with a Remembrance Speech.

I can get quite busy, so before you pay me, please text me at 512-940-0298 to make sure that I am available to help you within the time-frame you need. Please enter your information in the form below and press the submit button. I will send you a Square Invoice (Square, Inc. — squareup.com) that you may pay using a credit or debit card. The charge will appear on your statement as “SQ* YOUWILLREMEMBERME.COM.”


After you have paid, please press the “Questionnaire — Remembering Your Loved One” button below the email form to start the speechwriting process.

I write each remembrance speech personally one-at-the-time, and I may decline the work if I cannot reasonably make the deadline you require.  I will let you know by email in that case in lieu of sending you a Square Invoice in the event that you did not inquire about my availability by text message.

I give each remembrance speech the attention it deserves, without using any templates.  The speech is an original “work made for hire,” which means that you can do anything you wish to do with it, whether giving it in front of a live audience, incorporating it into a video presentation, or printing it in a program or newspaper — the copyright to the work belongs to you, not me.

I can make no guarantee in the event a memorial service officiant wishes to exercise control over, prohibits, or objects to the content of what you might say at the service.  That circumstance is beyond my control, and if you agree to someone exercising such control over what you might say in your speech, I will do what I can to make minor last-minute changes to the text if I am available. Please keep in mind that the writing component of my work is done when I present you with the final draft of your speech.

If your deadline is longer than 72 hours, a week, or months away, please let me know – the fee will remain the same, but I will be able to give more time to research, fact-check and personally work with you to develop a more thorough speech for your loved one.

Please review the Terms, Instructions, and Coaching Advice by pressing the button below.

Once you have paid the Square Invoice that I send you, we mutually understand and agree that said Terms constitute the entire agreement between us for me to deliver to you your custom-written Remembrance Speech.